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Moving the Windows taskbar is quite straightforward. However, it does require reasonably precise mouse handling. If you are new to computing and still developing your mouse-skills, coaxing the taskbar to move where you want it might seem a little difficult. If you are not yet confident with fiddly mouse manipulation, I would suggest that you postpone using this tip until you gain more mousing experience.
As opposed to, say, a Mac, where you do go to properties and do it that way. And it does not require mouse handling.
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I showed this to our [house]guest, who works for the folks from Redmond. He just shrugged.